“Employee”
There’s an old man who gets on at my stop every now and again who wears a neon vest that reads “Temporary” something something. I’m too tired to mental note it.
Anyway, I think he’s supposed to gather statistical data on the train and the passengers. In actuality, I think he stole a the vest so he can ride for free. He also just grabbed his own ass a minute ago when waking up the stairs, as if to say, “Is this still there? OK, good.”
