DB conductors
There’s this douche of a conductor who works my line. He has a history of making sarcastic (but not in an enjoyable, funny way) announcements over the PA, shouts the name of the stop in a sing-song obnoxious tone, and makes equally dumb snide comments to passengers.
I once heard someone ask where the restroom was, and he responded with, “13 feet in front of you” or something he could have easily pointed or used a “right over there” line for. Considering there was a wall blocking the view, he could have been less douchey.
A moment ago, I’m sitting with my pass in my hand, answering an email with the other. I realize he’s hovering over my shoulder. I look up. “Thanks for being on your iPhone.”
YOU ARE INSANE. I wasn’t talking on my iPhone, my ticket was in my hand before you even walked over. You should be punched in the balls.
