Are you new?!
A guy that I saw all the way back at Jamaica appears next to me on the subway platform. He gets there 10 minutes after I do, so either he’s the slowest walker of all time or I don’t know what, because he’s well over six feet tall, and can make bigger strides than most, so what the hell?
Then, he looks up at the sign, and walks down the stairs to head downtown. Then, he walks back up, seemingly thinking better of it, to stay uptown.
He hangs out for awhile, and then does the same dance at least twice more.
Once again, I ask, “ARE YOU NEW?!”
